If your candidate doesn’t win the election today, here’s an app you’ll want to download. Maple Match (MM) will make it easier for you to marry a Canadian and get the heck out like you’ve been threatening to do on Facebook for the past few weeks (or months). Maple Match is a swipe-free experience designed to make your dream of a lover on the other side of the 49th parallel a dream come true. It’s free to use, currently only on iOS, and available in both the US and Canada.
Fortunately, I married a Canadian without the help of an app, but I can tell you it was the best decision of my life. Not that there’s anything wrong with American women, but it’s definitely a perk to be able to live in another country if you don’t agree with the government. Keep in mind that the process of getting Natalie a Visa wasn’t easy (here’s that story) so hopefully the process of moving to Canada is easier.
Stay strong, America! The rest of the World already knows you are great.
This is one of the best election day posts I’ve seen!