It’s that time time of week folks! Caption It!
A few days ago, Johnny snapped this shot of his dad in Erie, Pennsylvania. We’re not sure what’s going on but we do know it deserves an imaginative caption.
What You’ll Win:
1. GoGo red tote bag ($25)
2. 100 Of The Best Curses & Insults In Spanish: “Whether you need to get back at your South American tour guide or are just sick of being insulted at you local mexican restaurant, 100 Best Curses is you perfect guide to verbal revenge, Latin Style.” (by Rachel Perez with Antonio Martinez and illustrated by Chuck Gonzales. $12.95)
3. The Clever Travel Companion T-shirt: Large 100% cotton with pocket zipper. “Keep your stuff safe, here, there, everywhere.”
4. PassKit, 2 Passport Booklet Covers: Made of durable, vinyl plastic that protects from the wear and tear of travel (water, salt, moisture, dust, and sand) this protective cover is easy to access and remove if needed and comes with a lanyard to wear around your neck, fasten inside luggage, or loop around the handle of a purse for security. Holder may be purchased at Store Smart.
5. Disney USB drive and key chain
How: Leave the caption in the comment section below. Include your name and an email address. Contestants must either suscribe to Johnny’s newsletter or follow him on Facebook or Twitter. All official contest rules apply.
When: The last day/time to enter will be on Monday, August 27th at 6pm PT. The winner will be announced next Wednesday, August 29th and be contacted by a JohnnyJet.com representative.
Why: Free swag. Need I say more?
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“HEY JOHNNY! YOUR COLONOSCOPY RESULTS ARE IN!”
Johnny, your mom and I were just kidding about our nude-sunbathing. Please come back…we promise we’ll keep our clothes on!
Are you sure that’s the way to Kansas?
Don’t pee in the lake!
“JOHNNY!! C’mon…I said Out of the Water!”
“You should have left the surfboard at home Johnny, we’re not expecting a swell out here anytime soon!” :)
Hey, Johnny. I’m learning a new foreign language, “Umbrella.”
Shark! Shark Johnny!!
Hey Johnny–is that a shark–I didn’t know there were sharks in this part of Pennsylvania!
Hey Johnny, when you get to Coney Island, pick me up a Nathan’s hot dog and fries.
Woman behind Johnny’s dad “I know you really want a penpal, but you have to put the message in a bottle. Screaming isn’t gonna cut it”
“And all of the folks watching from the beach were thoroughly disappointed to find out the Elder Jet’s world renowned yodeling skills weren’t enough to draw the great monster from the lake.”
“The eager spectators who gathered at the beach were all thoroughly disappointed when the Elder Jet’s world renowned yodeling skills weren’t enough to draw the great monster from the lake.”
You can’t walk on water! Get back here!
Come back! You’re Johnny Jet, not Johnny Swimmer!”
Wait for the legitimate waves Johnny!
When E.F. Hutton speaks…people listen.
Dad- “Hey you, I have really bad hat hair. Please get back here with my hat or ill be forced to come out there and take it back! ”
Lady in back – “Sit down and quit yelling, you’re obviously not going swimming in those clothes. What kind of person wears socks and sneakers to the beach?”
Edna is horrified at Bob’s attempt at making whale songs. Especially when the moving object is, apparently, not a whale.
Hey, watch me blow this umbrella out my nose!
Can you hear me now? Yes? Well keep on swimming!
Johnny, don’t forget to write.
…”the shuttle bus is leaving without us!!!!!”…
I told you to wait an hour after you ate lunch! That cramp is your own damn fault!
This beach sucks, hard rocks and now I have a nose bleed
“No Dad, you can’t make an echo here, it’s the lake not a canyon!”
“No Dad, you can’t make an echo at the lake!”
YODLEEHO..YODLEHEEHO…YODLE EE O?? HONEY, ARE YOU TRYING TO GIGGLE, BECAUSE IT WON’T WORK OUT HERE AT THE BEACH, YOU KNOW THAT RIGHT? YODLE EE OH REALLY?!…I DIDN’T BRING MY GLASSES…
Johnny! Your mother says to put your life jacket on and hold on tight!
“Hey Isaac, You got nothing on me!”
FRANK: JOHNNY !! I SAID SCHOOL OF HARD KNOCKS !! NOT BEACH WITH HARD ROCKS!!