I’m in Toronto so I’m reading local blogs and came across a headline which naturally caught my eye: “Toronto model says she was kicked off flight for having abnormally large breasts.”

I’m sorry I clicked the link because this story is so crazy, you automatically go down a rabbit hole trying to figure out what the hell was going on. The self-described artist, who goes by the name Mary Sebastian Pickles Magdalene on Instagram (@1800leavemaryalone), is making headlines because she was reportedly kicked off an American Airlines flight from Cancun to Dallas a few days ago.

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Mary Magdalene claims it was because her breasts are too big but TMZ is reporting: “We’re told airline employees believed the woman appeared to be intoxicated and she seemed unstable, so flight attendants and the captain asked her to leave — she left without incident, and cops did not have to get involved.”

I believe it because the caption on her Instagram makes no sense. For example, she posted a picture of her on the plane with “Onviously this is why whe kick me off cuz i loom too ecplicot bit thats not legal so she had to say its because i was sleeping snd vouldnt hear her girl bye all her dtadd os on my side ur geettinv sued ehore!!!!”

This definitely looks like something an intoxicated person might write.

Passengers need to remember that American Airlines’ Conditions of carriage states: “We may not let you fly (temporarily or permanently) for any reason, including if you appear intoxicated or under the influence of drugs.” It also states: “Dress appropriately; bare feet or offensive clothing aren’t allowed.”

7 Comments On "Woman Claims She Was Kicked Off American Airlines Flight for Having Abnormally Large Breasts"
  1. David R. Miller|

    She belongs in a side show at the circus – hideous!

  2. TDHill|

    I love your stuff, but this just seems too ridiculous for you (well-respected) to be sharing. It’s well below your usual level of excellent updates and timely info. It seems like she’s doing click-bait ridiculousness to me. Photos are easily manipulated. I wouldn’t add anything more to her airtime.

    1. Johnny Jet|

      Hi TD

      I completely agree. I really debated on writing it but it was one of those stories that was so unbelievable I had to share it.

  3. Edward Bear|

    Yikes! Please DON’T sit next to me. Her lips are scarier than her breasts.

  4. Jerry Summers|

    It was actually Cancun to Phoenix. I was on the flight. I saw her in the terminal but didn’t notice intoxication. She was inappropriately dressed while seating but thought she could have used a coverup that she wore in the terminal. She didn’t make a fuss on exiting the plane.

  5. Lawrence Moran|

    Hi Johnny. I hope and your family are all well. I try not to pay attention to a lot of the weird stories and videos out there, but since you posted this one. I had to take a look. Sadly, the woman looks like a victim of bad body shaping and plastic surgery. I feel safe in thinking that she’s got some serious mental issues. As for TD Hill admonishing you for including the the story in your newsletter.
    I don’t think you should apologize. With all of the click bate out there, why can’t you mention something from “Bizarro World” from time to time???? You aren’t only a professional, but you are also a down to earth, and fun guy. Warmest regards, Larry in Waterbury.?

  6. Kelly|

    I actually follow her on Insta and have for a couple of years…she’s gotten a lot worse..I follow her because I can hardly believe she’s real, it’s just so sad.

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