I’m in Toronto so I’m reading local blogs and came across a headline which naturally caught my eye: “Toronto model says she was kicked off flight for having abnormally large breasts.”
I’m sorry I clicked the link because this story is so crazy, you automatically go down a rabbit hole trying to figure out what the hell was going on. The self-described artist, who goes by the name Mary Sebastian Pickles Magdalene on Instagram (@1800leavemaryalone), is making headlines because she was reportedly kicked off an American Airlines flight from Cancun to Dallas a few days ago.
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Mary Magdalene claims it was because her breasts are too big but TMZ is reporting: “We’re told airline employees believed the woman appeared to be intoxicated and she seemed unstable, so flight attendants and the captain asked her to leave — she left without incident, and cops did not have to get involved.”
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I believe it because the caption on her Instagram makes no sense. For example, she posted a picture of her on the plane with “Onviously this is why whe kick me off cuz i loom too ecplicot bit thats not legal so she had to say its because i was sleeping snd vouldnt hear her girl bye all her dtadd os on my side ur geettinv sued ehore!!!!”
This definitely looks like something an intoxicated person might write.
Passengers need to remember that American Airlines’ Conditions of carriage states: “We may not let you fly (temporarily or permanently) for any reason, including if you appear intoxicated or under the influence of drugs.” It also states: “Dress appropriately; bare feet or offensive clothing aren’t allowed.”
She belongs in a side show at the circus – hideous!